If you think he’s boring, you’re why the world sucks today. There. I said it and I’m not taking it back. — Superman is my favorite fictional character, full stop. Sure, over the course of my life there have been plenty of times when I was way more into some other pop-culture thing, but when the novelty of a shiny new thing wears off, I always come back to Superman. One bit…

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We begin the Fictional Fictions publication with the story of Monsterbear, a popular franchise in the ‘killer monster’ subgenre of horror movies that rose to prominence in the late 1970s and dominated the box office for much of the following decade. Monsterbear, a horror film about a man transformed into…

So, you or someone you know is interested in watching the Infinity Saga, but you’re a little pressed for time. — Maybe you just want to catch up on a cultural moment. Perhaps you want to watch these new Disney+ shows everyone is going on about and you know they’re continuations of a 10 year movie saga so you can’t just jump in. …

Ugh. This guy again… — Quick! What are two things everyone hated almost immediately about The Phantom Menace?

Hang on, hear me out. And put down that lightsaber replica. My skull is really thick, and those things aren’t cheap. — Return of the Jedi, the third movie in the original Star Wars trilogy is, in fact, the first “Star Wars” movie. “Hang on,” I hear you saying. “Any way you slice it, that movie isn’t first. Heck, you just said yourself that it’s third. But also it’s actually sixth, so…

For eons, the elves were the only civilized species in the world. They had not yet founded their brilliant shimmering cities or joined together in powerful magical kingdoms, but they had language, art, culture, and a rudimentary understanding of magic. …

At the end of the War of the Talisman, while the Final Battle raged over what would come to be called the Shattered Shore, a large group of Fell fled from the battle, knowing their cause was lost. In their flight they came upon the camp of the united human…

For the entirety of recorded history, through times of strife and times of alliance, humans were always made painfully aware of the superiority of the elves. The elves were first to awaken, the inspiration for human culture, and they lived far longer than humans, to the point of being functionally…